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A Peculiar Modern GentlemanThe Hobbies and Pastimes of a Peculiar Modern GentlemanA Peculiar Modern Gentleman
He sat on the bars of the scaffolding, 60 feet above the dark city of New York. His pinstriped suit no longer felt stifling and uncomfortable. He felt suave and confident. Intelligent and composed. Twisted. He shuts his eyes for just a second. They felt dry and hot from the claustrophobic heat of the day and his lack of sleep; or maybe he's just being sympathetic, maybe it's just his hangover. The breeze touches his rough cheek and cools his eyelids, causing him to sigh softly and forget the sight of the city
by ~CremeDeLaFemme
half bakedHalf baked in the morning light, our mouths somewhere between closed and open Staring at the ceiling, we’re starry-eyed, stoned, startled everytime the bed creaks and stunned at what we did Wallowing in the sheets, we’re warm-skinned and weary One spindly faun leg slips, and spills over the side of the bed Two big, dilated bambi eyes roll up to hide beneath their lashes.half baked
We tug half-heartedly at the tangled sheets Exposing the dew drops of sweat on our shimmering calves We’re zombies, stupefied, but we’re the attractive undead Long-limbed, lithe and lean, we’re la
by ~CremeDeLaFemme
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You Have 2 CowsYou are walking into the most important maths exam in your life. You sit down in the hall at your designated desk and put all your eqipment on it. 5 minutes later the examiner demands silence and begins to hand out the test papers. He instructs you to write your name and school on the front. He then tells you to start the test. You open the 30-page booklet. You look down at question 1. it reads:-You Have 2 Cows
"You have two cows"
followed by a page of lines to write the answer on. Confused you turn to the next page. All that is on there is lines for the answer to question 1. Confused you check the res
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